I Love You Spaceman

The next time I interview for a job, I'm going to try the Ron Paul approach

• Interviewer: What interests you about our company?
• Me: I hate it and think it should be dismantled.
• Interviewer: What are your primary qualifications for the job?
• Me: I would systematically destroy your company.
• Interviewer: Why do you want to destroy our company?
• Me: Your company has a successful and diverse market line and a global presence. But when it was incorporated, the founders had envisioned a little mom and pop operation. I think we need to return to their vision.